Friends! Families! Fellow human beings! On Saturday, the 25th of February, in the year 2017, The Garage Theatre will be celebrating our 16th Birthday! Look out world…we’re turning sixteen! Things are gonna get nuts. Our parents are out of town for the weekend, and so we invited a couple bands to join us at Hellada Gallery, as we are going to be throwing ourselves one helluva birthday party. Yup, it is our annual Season Kick-Off Fundraising Soiree, and this year we’re calling it SWEET SIXTEEN - BARELY REGAL. We would be honored and delighted if you were able to join us for it, and be a part of all the magic. This Barely Regal Blowout blasts off at 7:30 pm, at Hellada Gallery, on Linden Avenue, in the heart of Long Beach’s East Village Arts District.

Wear something nice, if you like. We’re going to ride on the red carpet-tails of The Oscars, and class it up a bit, as we announce our 2017 season. A delicious season that is sure to knock the socks off your mind. We’re even giving out awards to some of you. Because y’all are simply the best audience we could ever ask for, and the strongest supporters and believers in the wonderful world of whatever it is we do down there. Honestly, if it weren’t for you and your awesomeness, we wouldn’t survive. You are the reason we do what we do, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Thank you for that. We’re right there with you.

You’ll be enjoying delicious treats from our incredibly generous, long-time supporters George’s Greek, and some fan-f*cking-tastic libations all the while being sweetly and/or aggressively serenaded by the local favorite bands King Kang and Nothing But Flowers. Nothing but the best, baby. There will be a little bit of dancing, okay, probably a lot of dancing, sprinkles of sparkle, some wacky whatnot, and of course, discounted season subscriptions will be available, Walter.

Seriously...people, we’re about to get down and dirty down at The Garage this year. It’s 2017, we’re sixteen years old, and we’re ready to raaaaaage! You’re gonna wanna be there for it. Your attendance at the SWEET SIXTEEN - BARELY REGAL will not only be an amazing time, but it will help contribute to a greater chunk of the theatrical awesomeness that we’ve got brewing for y’all down there. 

Reserve those tickets to join us right now- at thegaragetheatre.org, and that includes a free drink, appetizers, and an opportunity to unlock your dreams with us. It may not seem like much, but that 25 bucks goes a long way, and is an integral part of the magical theatrics that we are able to create for y’all, all year long. It helps us start the year on the right foot, and furthermore, when you give a little bit of yourself, it feels really good to know that because of your simple act of kindness, you have contributed towards, and supported an integral piece of art, and peace, in our beautiful city by the sea. Your attendance will also allow you to win some cool prizes, and get your sweet sixteen party on!!! It’s The Garage Theatre’s SWEET SIXTEEN - BARELY REGAL., and it won’t be the same without you. Be a part of the magic. We’ll see you there.

Saturday, the 25th of February 2017, 7:30 pm - 11:00 pm
Hellada Gallery – 117 Linden Avenue, Long Beach CA 90802
$25 in advance or at the door