Our 2026 Season continues the crazy with…
Show Image Design by Ryan Young
Elves 1989
A Parody of the screenplay Elves by Jeffrey Mandel
Direction by Diana Kaufmann
June 12 - July 11
- No Show July 4th -
Sick of the holidays, crass commercialism, and her lame job at the mall, Kirsten invites her two besties to perform a ritual to denounce Christmas. But their innocent ceremony in the woods accidently awakens a deadly dark elf, intent on taking over the world with an evil elf army.
Now with the aid of a department store Santa, Kirsten must stop the gruesome terror before the elves destroy Christmas and the world.
*This production contains foul language, nudity, depictions of familial abuse/sexual abuse/animal abuse, graphic violence, and imagery that some may find shocking, repulsive, or offensive.